1. “What happened to my glove?” 2. “Hmm…that’s weird” 3. “What’s the worst that could happen?” 4. “I ain’t got no idea.” 5. “Let me Google it.” 6. “Mind if I twitpic this?” 7. “Would you like me to tell you today’s specials?” 8. “Some call it taxidermy, I call it practice.” 9. “Sorry…