Crazy Excuses for Missing Work

I came across some crazy excuses for missing work the other day.

I thought I’d share a few from this article and then hear some from you…

• Employee didn’t want to lose the parking space in front of his house.
• Employee hit a turkey while riding a bike.
• Employee said he had a heart attack early that morning, but that he was “all better now.”
• Employee donated too much blood.
• Employee’s dog was stressed out after a family reunion.
• Employee was kicked by a deer.

Ok, your turn. What’s the craziest excuse you’ve used… I mean heard for missing work?

This should be fun. :)