30 Times You Shouldn’t #Tweet

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  1. While using the bathroom
  2. When you’ve had an argument with your spouse.
  3. When you’re in the shower.
  4. During your best friend’s wedding.
  5. During certain ‘spousal activities’.
  6. While at a funeral.
  7. While giving the eulogy at a funeral.
  8. During counseling sessions.
  9. During a job interview.
  10. While driving.
  11. During your own wedding.
  12. While in a meeting with Facebook executives.
  13. On a first date.
  14. While being pulled over for reckless driving.
  15. When you’re drunk.
  16. While watching a movie.
  17. While being attacked by a shark.
  18. During surgery.
  19. While performing surgery.
  20. While on jury duty.
  21. While on trial.
  22. While sharpening knives.
  23. While praying.
  24. In the middle of a shoot out.
  25. During a robbery.
  26. While being robbed.
  27. During a fire.
  28. While giving birth.
  29. While lifeguarding.
  30. While being tossed around in a natural disaster.

Thanks to my twitter friends for some of these!
Ok, your turn. When should you NOT tweet?


Comments

14 responses to “30 Times You Shouldn’t #Tweet”

  1. WHAT!?!?!?!

    Some of my best tweets (and blog posts for that matter) have come while I was in my “other office”! How can #1 possibly be on the list?

    1. Haha. Just don’t tell people that’s where you are!

      1. must say I’ve also tweeted whilst praying while on the bog! :-)

    2. I second that!

  2. Well, I think tweeting while you’re watching a movie is OK so long as you’re at home, just not at a theater. :)

    1. Yeah, that’s true.

  3. Sorry, but we’ll have to agree to disagree about #1. :)

  4. Um…why is number 1 on that list?! That’s when I do my best tweeting! Heck, sometimes I even comment on blogs while in the bathroom.

    1. aww… nasty! :)

  5. While in church. But it all depends on the sermon:)

  6. At dinner or anytime your kids are trying to talk to you.

    I see #1 happen way to often. Gross.

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