10 Things You Never Wanna Hear From Your Doctor

1. “What happened to my glove?”

2. “Hmm…that’s weird”

3. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

4. “I ain’t got no idea.”

5. “Let me Google it.”

6. “Mind if I twitpic this?”

7. “Would you like me to tell you today’s specials?”

8. “Some call it taxidermy, I call it practice.”

9. “Sorry I’m late, the malpractice trial ran long.”

10. “I meant to call you yesterday and tell you that you have only 48 hours to live.”


Comments

8 responses to “10 Things You Never Wanna Hear From Your Doctor”

  1. Jonathan, you are just wrong! :)

    1. If I’m wrong, you are too because you laughed! :)

  2. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Ha! Perfect post for a Monday morning! Too funny!

    1. Glad I could get your week off to the right kind of start! :)

  3. Hope I never go to a Dr like the one you are talking about!

    1. Me too! Especially the last one!

  4. Turn and cough

    1. NEVER want to hear that!

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