10 Things You Never Wanna Hear From Your Doctor

1. “What happened to my glove?”

2. “Hmm…that’s weird”

3. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

4. “I ain’t got no idea.”

5. “Let me Google it.”

6. “Mind if I twitpic this?”

7. “Would you like me to tell you today’s specials?”

8. “Some call it taxidermy, I call it practice.”

9. “Sorry I’m late, the malpractice trial ran long.”

10. “I meant to call you yesterday and tell you that you have only 48 hours to live.”


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