I’m never sure how real these are, but here are some more bulletin typos I found on the web the other day. I can’t help but think that these are probably made by someone afraid to move away from their classic typewritter to a computer. :-)
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year old nursery workers.
A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
Next Thursday will be choir tryouts. They need all the help they can get.
Smile at someone you love. Say “hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
Potluck supper at 6PM. Prayer and medication to follow.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight. Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.